Silly Sunday
The weekend is a good time for some wacky posts:
1. That giant sucking sound you hear . . .
. . . is Americans inhaling marijuana smoke, and sucking lots of jobs back to America. Tyler Cowen directed me to this article:
For the first time ever, many of the farmers who supply Mexican drug cartels have stopped planting marijuana, reports the Washington Post. “It’s not worth it anymore,” said Rodrigo Silla, a lifelong cannabis farmer from central Mexico. “I wish the Americans would stop with this legalization.”
Facing stiff competition from pot grown legally and illegally north of the border, the price for a kilogram of Mexican schwag has plummeted by 75 percent, from $100 to $25, the Post reports:
Farmers in the storied “Golden Triangle” region of Mexico’s Sinaloa state, which has produced the country’s most notorious gangsters and biggest marijuana harvests, say they are no longer planting the crop…increasingly, they’re unable to compete with US marijuana growers. With cannabis legalized or allowed for medical use in 20 US states and the District of Columbia, more and more of the American market is supplied with highly potent marijuana grown in American garages and converted warehouses””some licensed, others not.
2. The evils of antidisentanglementarianism
Tyler Cowen linked to a post pointing out that American death rates from sleepers becoming entangled in bedsheets has soared from 327 in 2000 to 717 in 2009. And let’s not forget that these deaths are merely the tip of the iceberg. When I get entangled in sheets I tend to have nightmares of powerlessness, where I cannot move my limbs. I see a Paul Krugman post trashing market monetarism, but am unable to lift my fingers to the keyboard to respond. As an aside, I believe about 90% of all negative and positive utility in life occurs during dreams, as the feelings tend to be more intense than during waking hours. (We forget most dreams.) It is only the bigotry of awake people (who control the printing presses) that privileges waking life. All sorts of negative metaphors are associated with sleep.
Although I’m normally a libertarian, clearly there is a need for regulations promoting Teflon-coated bedsheets. And the people who oppose regulations aimed at reducing entanglement, call them the purveyors of antidisentanglementarianism, are truly evil.
3. Dumb and dumber
TravisV directed me to this good Brad DeLong post:
Remember: in the winter of 2008-2009, every single major New York bank-with the exception of Goldman Sachs and perhaps J.P. Morgan Chase-was insolvent if marked to market: the only value their equity and option holders had came off of the fumes from expected government bailouts that were supposed not to enrich bankers and bank shareholders but keep the economy from collapsing, and on expectations of future reflationary policies that would push asset prices up above their winter 2008-9 values.
For Geithner to after the winter of 2008-9 to talk about the major New York banks as anything other than dumb, lumbering giants that had failed to understand the consequences of their own leverage, the risks they were running, or even what the factor loadings on the securities they held in their portfolios were-that suggests a substantial disconnect from reality indeed…
They were bankrupt in the winter of 2008-9. The accepted principle for dealing with a financial crisis is the “Bagehot Rule”: (a) lend freely to solvent but illiquid institutions (b) at a penalty rate so their executives and shareholders do not profit from the moral hazard they created, and (c) shut down insolvent institutions so executives and shareholders in the future do not think they will escape the consequences of the moral hazard they created.
It appears from Geithner that Summers was just trying to follow what had been the standard playbook since the 1870s. What did Geithner think he was doing?
Yes, commercial banks were dumb, but Washington policymakers were even dumber. As DeLong himself has argued, an important duty of the Fed is to inject enough money into the system so that NGDP growth doesn’t tank. A monetary policy (in 2008) leading to 5% expected NGDP growth for 2008-09 would have been expansionary enough to keep most of those balance sheets in the black. What should we do with the banking system if the Fed perversely lets NGDP collapse? I honestly don’t know—perhaps DeLong is correct. Or perhaps if that were the Fed’s only choice (allowed under law) then they would have rescued the banks by stabilizing NGDP expectations. Obviously saving Main Street wasn’t enough of a motivation.
4. Lars Von Trier — A director with teeth
I recently saw the new Lars Von Trier film. It made more sense after reading this WSJ article on Danish attitudes toward dissection:
“There seem to be cultural differences,” said Richard Vari, biologist at the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in Washington, D.C. In the U.S., a public dissection of a large mammal “would cause a major uproar.”
Some museums don’t do any public dissections; others, such as the North Carolina Museum of Natural Sciences, do dissections on smaller animals such as fish and reptiles.
Denmark’s philosophy isn’t always well received.
Last month, officials at the Copenhagen Zoo attracted international attention for killing a healthy giraffe, known as Marius. Officials said Marius was killed due to the risk of inbreeding and “to keep up a healthy giraffe population,” a spokesperson said.
The animal was later dissected in front of a group that included children.
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Museums in Denmark have done public dissections for years, on animals ranging from snakes to tigers.
Bo Skaarup, director of the Aarhus Natural History Museum, said, “one can well see something particularly Danish” in the fascination with dissection. “We accept that nature can be rough….we do not want to hide.“
And this:
About a week before Ms. Solberg attended the dissection in Copenhagen for her birthday, another wolf was dissected at the Natural History Museum in Aarhus. There, biologist Pernille Mølgaard dissected the animal in front of an audience mostly composed of elementary-school-aged children.
She started her presentation with a basic introduction. When finished with formalities, she asked, “shall we now take a look at what is in the wolf?” The audience enthusiastically responded with a collective “yes.”
The group gave out an “oooh” as she opened the abdominal region, pulling out organs. “This part, looking a bit like a medister sausage, is the bowel,” Ms. Mølgaard said.
She then opened the stomach, which contained evidence that the wolf had snacked on a smaller animal. Some students sipped from juice boxes as she worked.
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“It is something natural they are showing us,” said Lars Solberg, Ms. Solberg’s father, of the autopsy he attended with his family in Copenhagen.
That dissection in Copenhagen wasn’t a place for the overly modest. At one point, Mr. Johansson, the zoologist, opened the hind legs and started talking about the wolf’s reproductive capabilities. “Now we can see it is a he,” Mr. Johansson said.
Later, one of Mr. Johansson’s colleagues put the pink and fur-less skull over his hand and then walked among the crowd so audience members could feel its teeth.
Emphasis added. I just got off the phone with Lars Christensen and I hope to visit Denmark this summer. I can hardly wait.
5. The end of the world:
What’s so funny about the end of the world? Nothing. What’s funny is that no one cares.
“I am finding it increasingly plausible that existential risk is the biggest moral issue in the world, even if it hasn’t gone mainstream yet,” Bostrom told Ross Andersen recently in an amazing profile in Aeon. Bostrom, along with Hawking, is an advisor to the recently-established Centre for the Study of Existential Risk at Cambridge University, and to Tegmark’s new analogous group in Cambridge, Massachusetts, the Future of Life Institute, which has a launch event later this month. Existential risks, as Tegmark describes them, are things that are “not just a little bit bad, like a parking ticket, but really bad. Things that could really mess up or wipe out human civilization.”
The single existential risk that Tegmark worries about most is unfriendly artificial intelligence. That is, when computers are able to start improving themselves, there will be a rapid increase in their capacities, and then, Tegmark says, it’s very difficult to predict what will happen.
Tegmark told Lex Berko at Motherboard earlier this year, “I would guess there’s about a 60 percent chance that I’m not going to die of old age, but from some kind of human-caused calamity. Which would suggest that I should spend a significant portion of my time actually worrying about this. We should in society, too.”
Have a nice day . . . there aren’t many left.